Nice work, Canon.

Not.

I definitely need 2 kg of documentation filled with advices like:
- Plug the USB cable in the USB port of the printer
- Don't place objects in front of the power outlet
- Don't put sharp objects against the bottom side of the printer head
written in 18 languages.

I also crave to get a driver CD from you. Because I love to use outdated drivers instead of downloading the latest ones from Canon site.

And hey, I love the fact that 1-year supplies for your product cost much more than the printer itself.

But most of all I just can't find the right words to thank you for not including any useless things in the package – who needs a USB cable anyway?

This is called responsibility.

Not.